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    "slug": "teds-nyc",
    "title": "Ted's NYC",
    "byline": "Curated by Ted · things I'd actually go to",
    "description": "Real New York this week: jazz basements, free lawns, old movies, new food. Hand-picked, no filler.",
    "city": "New York",
    "timezone": "America/New_York",
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      "title": "Sunny Delight",
      "venue": "Berlin Under A",
      "start": "2026-03-27T20:00:00-04:00",
      "blurb": "Garage rock — Two-piece, White Stripes vibes. Disco ball.",
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    {
      "title": "Luna",
      "venue": "Bowery Ballroom",
      "start": "2026-04-03T20:00:00-04:00",
      "blurb": "Indie Rock — Dean Wareham. Great show.",
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    {
      "title": "Life is Unfair: A Malcolm in the Middle Variety Show",
      "venue": "Brooklyn Comedy Collective (Eris Mainstage)",
      "start": "2026-04-12T20:00:00-04:00",
      "blurb": "Comedy / Variety — Willa and Ryan both performing. Singing, monologues, trivia, rollerskating.",
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    },
    {
      "title": "Sugar",
      "venue": "Webster Hall",
      "start": "2026-05-02T20:00:00-04:00",
      "blurb": "Alternative Rock — Bob Mould and Sugar live at Webster Hall.",
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      "title": "Blood Club, Heels, Future Nobodies",
      "venue": "Siberia, New Orleans",
      "start": "2026-05-16T20:00:00-04:00",
      "blurb": "Punk / garage — Triple bill at Siberia (St. Claude / Marigny). 2x GA tickets.",
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      "start": "2026-05-30T20:00:00-04:00",
      "blurb": "Electronic / House — Teksupport event. 151 Banker St, 7pm-1am. Sold out.",
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      "title": "Dave Fahy, Donny Ryan & Friends",
      "venue": "Fraunces Tavern (The Independence Bar)",
      "start": "2026-05-31T20:00:00-04:00",
      "blurb": "Traditional Irish — Evening performance, 4-7pm at The Independence Bar.",
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      "start": "2026-06-29T20:00:00-04:00",
      "blurb": "Indie / Folk — With Faun Fables. Touring the new album Long Wave Home. — Went with Ted, Melanie.",
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      "id": "warm-up-ps1-0724",
      "title": "Warm Up: Mark Ernestus, Wackies Showcase, Carlos Souffront",
      "blurb": "A museum courtyard that turns into the best outdoor club in Queens. Dub legends early, techno late.",
      "venue": "MoMA PS1",
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      "title": "Steely Dead – Phish at MSG Pre & Post Shows",
      "venue": "Hill Country Barbecue (Downstairs)",
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      "start": "2026-07-24T16:00:00-04:00",
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      "id": "whitney-friday-0724",
      "title": "Free Friday Night at the Whitney",
      "blurb": "Five floors free after five. I go for the Hoppers and the sunset from the terraces.",
      "venue": "Whitney Museum of American Art",
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      "price": "Free, reserve ahead",
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      "title": "Jazz at the Bandshell: Cindy Blackman Santana + Patricia Brennan",
      "blurb": "Cindy Blackman Santana leads an all-women jazz bill under the trees. Bring a blanket, it's free.",
      "venue": "Lena Horne Bandshell, Prospect Park",
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      "start": "2026-07-24T18:00:00-04:00",
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      "id": "ska-bryant-0724",
      "title": "Picnic Performances: NYC Ska Orchestra",
      "blurb": "Carnegie Hall sends a ska orchestra to the lawn. Midtown at its most unlikely and joyful.",
      "venue": "Bryant Park",
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      "start": "2026-07-24T19:00:00-04:00",
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      "id": "mcbride-bluenote-0724",
      "title": "Christian McBride & Ursa Major",
      "blurb": "The greatest working bassist in jazz, close enough to touch. Book the 8pm and stay for a nightcap.",
      "venue": "Blue Note",
      "neighborhood": "Greenwich Village",
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      "start": "2026-07-24T20:00:00-04:00",
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      "id": "rooftop-urlirl-0724",
      "title": "Rooftop Films: URL IRL, Internet Shorts",
      "blurb": "Shorts about life inside the algorithm, outdoors with a beer. Filmmaker Q&A and afterparty included.",
      "venue": "Industry City, Courtyard 5/6",
      "neighborhood": "Sunset Park",
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      "start": "2026-07-24T20:30:00-04:00",
      "price": "$22",
      "url": "https://rooftopfilms.com/event/url-irl-internet-shorts-2026/",
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    {
      "title": "Space Explorers: The ISS Experience",
      "venue": "Eclipso New York",
      "neighborhood": "Midtown",
      "price": "$42–56",
      "blurb": "Free-roaming VR exhibit lets visitors experience life aboard the ISS at Eclipso, 55 West 57th St, for a limited engagement.",
      "start": "2026-07-25T00:00:00-04:00",
      "url": "https://www.timeout.com/newyork/news/experience-life-aboard-the-international-space-station-at-this-new-immersive-exhibit-070626",
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    {
      "id": "summer-streets-0725",
      "title": "Summer Streets: Queens & Staten Island",
      "blurb": "Miles of car-free streets to walk, bike, and skate. Go early before the sun gets serious.",
      "venue": "Citywide, car-free routes",
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      "start": "2026-07-25T09:00:00-04:00",
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      "price": "Free",
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    {
      "id": "smorgasburg-wburg-0725",
      "title": "Smorgasburg Williamsburg",
      "blurb": "A hundred vendors on the waterfront. Go hungry, arrive before noon, thank me later.",
      "venue": "Marsha P. Johnson State Park",
      "neighborhood": "Williamsburg",
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      "start": "2026-07-25T11:00:00-04:00",
      "end": "2026-07-25T18:00:00-04:00",
      "price": "Free entry",
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      "id": "fort-greene-jazz-0725",
      "title": "16th Annual Fort Greene Park Jazz Festival",
      "blurb": "Eric Frazier's neighborhood jazz festival, sixteen years running. A pure Brooklyn afternoon.",
      "venue": "Fort Greene Park",
      "neighborhood": "Fort Greene",
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      "start": "2026-07-25T15:00:00-04:00",
      "end": "2026-07-25T19:00:00-04:00",
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    {
      "title": "A Phish After-Party with Steely Dead",
      "venue": "Hill Country Barbecue (Downstairs)",
      "neighborhood": "NoMad",
      "blurb": "Steely Dead (Grateful Dead × Steely Dan mashup) plays a 4 PM pre-show set before Phish at MSG — Saturday edition of CEG's after-party series.",
      "start": "2026-07-25T16:00:00-04:00",
      "url": "https://www.bandsintown.com/e/108102979",
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    {
      "id": "winters-tale-0725",
      "title": "The Winter's Tale: Shakespeare in the Park, first preview",
      "blurb": "Opening weekend at the Delacorte. Free Shakespeare under the stars is still the best deal in town.",
      "venue": "Delacorte Theater, Central Park",
      "neighborhood": "Central Park",
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      "start": "2026-07-25T20:00:00-04:00",
      "price": "Free, ticket lottery",
      "url": "https://publictheater.org/free-shakespeare-in-the-park/",
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      "id": "grand-bazaar-vintage-0726",
      "title": "Summer Vintage Bazaar at Grand Bazaar NYC",
      "blurb": "The Upper West Side vintage hunt, indoors and out. Proceeds fund four public schools.",
      "venue": "Grand Bazaar NYC, 100 W 77th St",
      "neighborhood": "Upper West Side",
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      "start": "2026-07-26T10:00:00-04:00",
      "end": "2026-07-26T17:00:00-04:00",
      "price": "Free entry",
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        "offbeat"
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    },
    {
      "title": "The Play That Goes Wrong",
      "venue": "New World Stages - Stage 4",
      "start": "2026-07-26T15:00:00-04:00",
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    {
      "id": "third-man-filmforum-0726",
      "title": "The Third Man in 35mm",
      "blurb": "Vienna, that zither, and the best entrance in movie history. One week only; multiple showtimes daily.",
      "venue": "Film Forum",
      "neighborhood": "Greenwich Village",
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      "start": "2026-07-26T19:00:00-04:00",
      "price": "$16",
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      "id": "broadway-boardwalk-0727",
      "title": "Broadway by the Boardwalk: Ali Stroker",
      "blurb": "A Tony winner sings on the Hudson at golden hour. Free, and it never gets old.",
      "venue": "Hudson River Park",
      "neighborhood": "Hell's Kitchen",
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      "start": "2026-07-27T18:30:00-04:00",
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      "id": "truman-bryant-0727",
      "title": "Movie Night: The Truman Show",
      "blurb": "Bryant Park's lawn, a blanket, and Jim Carrey's best movie at dusk. Claim grass at 5, film around 8.",
      "venue": "Bryant Park",
      "neighborhood": "Midtown",
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      },
      "start": "2026-07-27T20:00:00-04:00",
      "price": "Free",
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    {
      "id": "comedy-cellar-0728",
      "title": "Comedy Cellar, nightly lineups",
      "blurb": "Still the room where big names drop in unannounced. Take the late show and roll the dice.",
      "venue": "Comedy Cellar, MacDougal St",
      "neighborhood": "Greenwich Village",
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      "start": "2026-07-28T19:00:00-04:00",
      "price": "Cover + 2 items",
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    {
      "id": "philadanco-joyce-0729",
      "title": "PHILADANCO! opening night",
      "blurb": "Philly's great Black dance company opens a week at the Joyce with two New York premieres.",
      "venue": "The Joyce Theater",
      "neighborhood": "Chelsea",
      "geo": {
        "lat": 40.7433,
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      "start": "2026-07-29T19:30:00-04:00",
      "price": "Ticketed",
      "url": "https://www.joyce.org/performances/philadanco-qj8t",
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      "id": "funeral-of-god-0730",
      "title": "Funeral of god, world premiere",
      "blurb": "An absurdist dark comedy about staging a funeral for god. Four performances only.",
      "venue": "AMT Theater, 354 W 45th St",
      "neighborhood": "Hell's Kitchen",
      "geo": {
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      },
      "start": "2026-07-30T17:00:00-04:00",
      "price": "From $30",
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      "id": "atomic-habitz-bluenote-0730",
      "title": "Atomic Habitz: Chris Dave x Marcus King x Cleo Sample",
      "blurb": "A late-night groove summit with one of the greatest drummers alive. Rhythm-section nerd heaven.",
      "venue": "Blue Note",
      "neighborhood": "Greenwich Village",
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      "start": "2026-07-30T20:00:00-04:00",
      "price": "Ticketed",
      "url": "https://www.bluenotejazz.com/nyc/tm-event/atomic-habitz-chris-dave-x-marcus-king-x-cleo-pookie-sample-x-dj-ginyard-13",
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